Anonymous said: How do you feel about your son's current relationship with a breather/slayer? If I was to say become a half-fang would I have a better chance?
Many people have asked me this, and I’m still of the opinion that this might be a good thing since Vladdy won’t be able to control his bloodlust if he continues having a morsel in such close proximity. Then he’ll hopefully come to his senses, dispose of her and set his sights on a real vampire.
As for your “chances” I can’t speak for my son, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I’ll approve of him having relations with a half-fang.
Anonymous said: How did you feel when you were flung by Vlad before the Carpathian Feast?
You mean when I generously allowed my son to test his power? I could have stopped him any time I wanted to, but that would have been damaging to his confidence. I let him believe he’d overpowered me; it will give him just the confidence he needs to assert his authority over the vampire world!
Anonymous said: Hello Mr Count, I will be arriving your home one night this week to meet your son Vlad. I heard he is tactical, clever and supposedly bad, yet he has a streak of care in him I believe? Your son is devilishly good looking too. So yes, I shall be meeting you and him soon. I don't ask, I take. And with that, I'll be taking you and your sons thoughts with me. I don't know whether I'll take either of your hearts but we will find out , Mr Count. I shall see you and Vlad soon.
Your arrogance is very refreshing. Your presumptions are delusional, of course, but I do enjoy the effort.
dazzledkicks-deactivated2012082 said: Hi, I'm a real 100% vampire, not a half-fang. Is there a chance for me and your son and me to get married? And in return I may teach him to bite breathers.
By the look of your own blog, I sincerely doubt it. The fact that you ask permission to woo my son also proves that you’re nothing but a breather. Vampires do not ask, they take what they want.
Anonymous said: You can bite me anytime you want, i would ask Vlad but he obviously wouldn't.
Thank you for the offer, but biting is off the table for the moment according to my son.
Anonymous said: Have you or Vlad been on the prowl recently... my neck's really sore and itchy?
I’d recommend a trip to your breather physician, since I am forbidden to bite and Vlad is more likely to assult a tomato.
Anonymous said: If Vlad drinks human blood will he go on a killing spree?
I certainly hope so.
Anonymous said: Do you like Erin as she is possibly going to be your new daughter in law when Vlad well finds out that he loves her unless you hav other plans ???
See my previous answer.
Anonymous said: How do you feel about the new girlfriend not to mention ex slayer called Erin and what will happen when Vlad becomes 16 and the next Grand high Vampire
I think you mean when he turns 18. By then I hope being in close proximity to his little pet will have awakened his bloodthirst and he will eradicate the slayers and declare open season on breathers.
My precious son, who else?
